The title
to this blog is funny in a sense, with a forthcoming loathsome meaning to it.
Yet, my blog focuses not to the least on any “Double Meaning” joke. My decision
to start “Rooftop Organic Farming” was definitely not as funny as the question in
the tittle. Before going into how the situation demanded me to ask such a chucklesome
question, I would narrate, from the beginning, my story of “Rooftop Farming”.
(This Picture is for representative purposes only)
(For actual images of my farm, 1-2 months of waiting period is needed)
It all
began with the scorching heat of the summer. With a house at the top floor and
with the terrace above the head, even the fans were emitting “Hot Air”. Phew…...
even getting a good night’s sleep was demanding the highest resolve. Naturally,
we had the team meetings, the board meetings, etc. in the family. With the help
of a tip of some close ones, we got the idea of placing ‘gunny bags’ on the
roof and pouring water on them. After 2-3 days of “Successful Implementation”,
the roof and the house was 50% more cool than before. Yet, two things came to
my mind particularly about this:-
1.
It was not 100%
cool.
2. Too much water
was being wasted on the gunny bags, for no reason.
Then the time was to think ‘out
of the box’. Having the reputation of being “The Google” of my office, the next
thing that I did was “to Google”. I had it in my mind to search this – “How to
keep the rooftop cool”. With the help of Google’s auto-suggest, my journey
started on a funny note. No sooner had I typed, “How to keep……”, than I got the
suggestion “How to keep husband happy”. I mean, I was looking for farming and
being a male myself, there is no reason why I must be keeping my “Husband Happy”.
Well, I even wondered why people even search for this stuff on Google.
Nevertheless, focusing on the theme, I got 3 results out of the Google research
(to keep the roof cool):-
- ·
Painting of the
roof (Some kind of Paint, it is said, will cool the roof)
- ·
Watering the
roof.
- ·
Rooftop Farming.
What interested me the most was
the third one!
I
made up my mind that this must happen – Rooftop Farming; that too an organic
one. I had the first round of discussions with my “Agro-Enthusiast Brother” and
“Ayurvedic Doctor – Sister-in-Law”. The idea of growing plants, in pots, came
up. We thought of growing “Creepers” and “Leaves’ that bear veggies for daily
use. So, it is a double benefit:
- Cool Roof
- Organic Veggies for
the family.
All of us whole-heartedly
embraced this idea. It was never like my idea. Everyone brought in their ideas
and it was a “Team Plan”.
The
next thing I did was to go to “Lal Bagh”. This time around I took the right
person with me. My Uncle, “Puttanna Kavi”, is “Botanical Scientists”. He is an encyclopaedia
on plants. I took my cousin Raghunandan Kavi, an all-time “Travel Enthusiast”
and “Techno Geek” and my Scientist uncle along (to the Lal Bagh). As I was
about to enter Lal Bagh, I asked the gentlemen at the ticket counter, as to
where the seeds (for planting) are available. He said, “ಬೆಟ್ಟದ ಹತ್ತಿರ, ಕಾರ್
ಪಾರ್ಕಿಂಗ್ ಇದೆಯಲ್ಲ ಸಾರ್, ಅಲ್ಲೇ” (It’s near the parking lot next to the hill). We travelled
along the hot day. We were all soaked in sweat by the time we reached the hill.
Being thoughtful of the destination we had to reach, I asked a gardener (who
was using a machine to cut the grasses nearby), “ಸಾರ್, ನಿಮ್ಮಲ್ಲಿ ’ಬೀಜ” ಎಲ್ ಸಿಗತ್ತೆ?” (This was a wrong way to ask!) The next leer
of the gardener gave me the Goosebumps. With the red eyes, a cleanly built
body, and the exasperation of having worked tireless without a rest, I thought
the machine will not be on the grass now, but on me. I quickly realised the
lack of proper communication from my side. I then turned to “Kanglish”. I said,
“ಇಲ್ಲಿ Plants grow ಮಾಡಕ್ಕೆ seeds ಎಲ್ಲಿ ಸಿಗತ್ತೆ?” It was then that
he promptly showed me the destination.
My uncle
helped me a lot in purchasing the right seeds. The right kind of “Creepers”
and “Leaves” that can be grown in pots on the rooftop. I purchased the “coriander”,
Palak”, “Menthya”, “Bitter Gourd”, Cucumber”, Beans”, “Tomatoes” etc. It was
around 12 varieties of Veggie plants and 3 flower plants. Thanks to my uncle
and my cousin, the shopping was done very well.
The most
difficult part to the start of “Organic Rooftop Farming” was to carry 50Kg Load
of Soil in 3 gunny bags each, from the car parking area of my house, up through
the 2 floors, and to the terrace. It was a good weight-lifting exercise, and all
the muscle in my limbs were saying “I am ‘Out of Order’.”
Well, I
am happy that I have made a good beginning to the little farm on my roof. In a
month, the roof must be perfectly cool (At the hottest times of Mid May) and
the first set of “Organic Veggies” may be ready for domestic consumption. I
hope this story of mine will motivate you to take up to rooftop farming. It is
always good to have more plants and trees, it is a lovely feeling to have a “Cool
Roof” on the top, and it is most satisfying to eat the veggies grown by your
own hands. Pray try it! The hot sun will not diminish the energy in your body
(while shopping for seeds, pots, shovels, etc.); the sand bags that you carry
will not make your bones fragile; neither the hardships that you undergo
contract your spirit. The only thing that stands as an impediment in your way
is the “Mind”. All that you need to do is to make up your mind! Will you?
(This Picture is for representative purposes only)
(For actual images of my farm, 1-2 months of waiting period is needed)
(For actual images of my farm, 1-2 months of waiting period is needed)
2. Too much water was being wasted on the gunny bags, for no reason.
Then the time was to think ‘out
of the box’. Having the reputation of being “The Google” of my office, the next
thing that I did was “to Google”. I had it in my mind to search this – “How to
keep the rooftop cool”. With the help of Google’s auto-suggest, my journey
started on a funny note. No sooner had I typed, “How to keep……”, than I got the
suggestion “How to keep husband happy”. I mean, I was looking for farming and
being a male myself, there is no reason why I must be keeping my “Husband Happy”.
Well, I even wondered why people even search for this stuff on Google.
Nevertheless, focusing on the theme, I got 3 results out of the Google research
(to keep the roof cool):-
- · Painting of the roof (Some kind of Paint, it is said, will cool the roof)
- · Watering the roof.
- · Rooftop Farming.
- Cool Roof
- Organic Veggies for the family.